HITMAN - Scheduled Cron Jobs & URL Monitoring

Deploy surgical strikes on your URL endpoints automatically. No misses. Clean, reliable URL hits—exactly when you need them.

Your Armory - Features

Precision Timing: Schedule hits from every 5 minutes to once a month. Your targets won't know what hit them.
Encrypted Credentials: Your authentication secrets are encrypted at rest. Bank-grade security for every operation.
Instant Debriefs: Full hit reports: response codes, payloads, execution times. Regex extractions of key data. Every detail, documented.
Multiple Methods: GET, POST, PUT, DELETE, PATCH. Whatever the job requires, we've got the tools.
Team Operations: Share contracts with other assassins. Collaborate on high-value targets.
Intel Alerts: Instant notifications when a hit fails. Recovery alerts when targets come back online. Never miss a status change.

Contract Rates - Pricing

First Blood (FREE)

One contract slot, free. No credit card required.

1 active contract
All scheduling options (5min to monthly)
Full hit reports & history
All HTTP methods supported

Extra Ammo ($1/contract/month)

Need more firepower? Add unlimited contract slots.

Unlimited additional contracts
Same features as free tier
Cancel anytime
Manage via billing portal

The Dossier - Use Cases

OPERATION UPTIME: DevOps Webapp Health Monitoring

Persona: Site Reliability Engineer

Challenge: A SaaS company needs 24/7 monitoring of critical endpoints across multiple regions. Traditional monitoring tools can be expensive and complex to configure.

Solution: Deploy multiple contracts targeting health check endpoints every 5 minutes. Each contract validates HTTP 200 responses and extracts response time metrics. Slack webhooks notify your #ops-alerts channel instantly when hits fail.

Results: Achieve 99.9% uptime visibility, reduce mean time to detection to 5min, get instant Slack alerts on failures.

OPERATION INTEL: Daily Reddit News Digest

Persona: Content Curator / Hobbyist

Challenge: A newsletter creator wants to automatically collect top posts from specific subreddits each morning without building complex scraping infrastructure.

Solution: Create contracts hitting Reddit's JSON endpoints for target subreddits daily at 6 AM. Regex extraction pulls post titles and scores for your digest.

Results: Automate daily content curation, receive email reports with extracted headlines, zero infrastructure to maintain.

OPERATION ARCHIVE: Automated Backups & Archiving

Persona: Backend Developer

Challenge: A developer needs to trigger nightly backups on a self-hosted service and archive logs to cold storage, but doesn't want to manage cron servers.

Solution: Set up contracts to hit internal backup API endpoints and archive triggers. Bearer token authentication keeps operations secure.

Results: Reliable nightly backups without cron management, full audit trail of backup executions, catch backup issues immediately.

OPERATION PULSE: Serverless Keep-Alive

Persona: Indie Developer

Challenge: Free-tier serverless functions spin down after inactivity, causing cold start delays for users.

Solution: Deploy lightweight GET contracts hitting function endpoints every 5 minutes to prevent cold starts without writing custom warmup code.

Results: Eliminate cold start latency, works across Vercel, Railway, Render, costs nothing vs. always-on instances.

OPERATION TICKER: Crypto Price Alerts

Persona: Day Trader / Investor

Challenge: A crypto investor wants real-time alerts when Bitcoin crosses key price thresholds without expensive trading bots.

Solution: Set up contracts hitting the CoinGecko API every 5 minutes. Regex extraction pulls the current BTC price, Slack notifications fire when thresholds are breached.

Results: Instant Slack alerts on price movements, avoid trading bot subscription fees, log historical price data.

OPERATION SENTINEL: Smart Home Device Monitoring

Persona: Home Automation Enthusiast

Challenge: A smart home setup with multiple IoT devices needs regular health checks to catch offline devices before they cause problems.

Solution: Create contracts pinging each device's API endpoint hourly. Extraction pulls battery levels and connection status, with Slack alerts for any device going offline.

Results: Detect device failures proactively, monitor battery levels, build full device uptime history.